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This, an amazing read, first person history written by one who was there. Benvenuto Cellini, 1500-1571, jeweller, goldsmith and sculptor, contemporary of Michel Angelo, Leonardo Da Vinci, Donatello, Vasari, Raffaello, and many, many others. A Florentine by birth he worked in Florence, Rome, and for the King of France under the same terms as Michel Angelo.
Now, interesting in that at this time “Italy” as it’s now known was more a group of city-states, Florence, Rome, Venice, etc all subject to their own petty governances, wars and feuds.
To review his life in it’s entirety would take as long as it did to read, so I’ll try and keep my notes brief and to the point:
- he sure liked stabbing people. With his sword, his poignard, a dagger, he took every precaution with his rather quaint ideas of “honour” and managed to murder (??) how many people, always throwing himself at the feet of the Pope afterwards for absolution. While he excuses himself of the animosity of his rivals and peers sooner or later it becomes apparent to the reader he’s not nearly as reasonable as he makes himself out to be (note that other biographers, while finding fault, did not find him to be so bad. Again, like Casanova, a product of his time).
- his notes as to the treasures the peasants find in ploughing the vineyards, Roman and Etruscan seals, cut gems, which he bought for a fraction of their worth…(which make me rather want to do a tour in a vineyard working the plough…)
- his notes on the Sack of Rome, and his (probably) exaggerated military contributions therein
- his revolving popularity with the many dukes, Cardinals and Popes - his survival doubtless due solely to his genius at his craft
- his credulous descriptions of contemporary marvels, eg: working upon setting a Unicorn Horn as a cup
- his various love affairs and scandals - being accused by one (or more) lovers of having a taste for the “Italian Style”….
- his adventures in Necromancy, and attending ceremonies in the Coliseum that saw it filled with devils and (unrealized) attempts to make visible the treasures buried in the earth…
- QUOTE: LXIV
IT happened through a variety of singular accidents that I became intimate with a Sicilian priest, who was a man of very elevated genius and well instructed in both Latin and Greek letters. In the course of conversation one day we were led to talk about the art of necromancy; apropos of which I said: “Throughout my whole life I have had the most intense desire to see or learn something of this art.” Thereto the priest replied: “A stout soul and a steadfast must the man have who sets himself to such an enterprise.” I answered that of strength and steadfastness of soul I should have enough and to spare, provided I found the opportunity. Then the priest said: “If you have the heart to dare it, I will amply satisfy your curiosity.” Accordingly we agreed upon attempting the adventure.
The priest one evening made his preparations, and bade me find a comrade, or not more than two. I invited Vincenzio Romoli, a very dear friend of mine, and the priest took with him a native of Pistoja, who also cultivated the black art. We went together to the Coliseum; and there the priest, having arrayed himself in necromancer’s robes, began to describe circles on the earth with the finest ceremonies that can be imagined. I must say that he had made us bring precious perfumes and fire, and also drugs of fetid odour. When the preliminaries were completed, he made the entrance into the circle; and taking us by the hand, introduced us one by one inside it. Then he assigned our several functions; to the necromancer, his comrade, he gave the pentacle to hold; the other two of us had to look after the fire and the perfumes; and then he began his incantations. This lasted more than an hour and a half; when several legions appeared, and the Coliseum was all full of devils. I was occupied with the precious perfumes, and when the priest perceived in what numbers they were present, he turned to me and said: “Benvenuto, ask them something.” I called on them to reunite me with my Sicilian Angelica. That night we obtained no answer; but I enjoyed the greatest satisfaction of my curiosity in such matters. The necromancer said that we should have to go a second time, and that I should obtain the full accomplishment of my request; but he wished me to bring with me a little boy of pure virginity.
I chose one of my shop-lads, who was about twelve years old, and invited Vincenzio Romoli again; and we also took a certain Agnolino Gaddi, who was a very intimate friend of both. When we came once more to the place appointed, the necromancer made just the same preparations, attended by the same and even more impressive details. Then he introduced us into the circle, which he had reconstructed with art more admirable and yet more wondrous ceremonies. Afterwards he appointed my friend Vincenzio to the ordering of the perfumes and the fire, and with him Agnolino Gaddi. He next placed in my hand the pentacle, which he bid me turn toward the points he indicated, and under the pentacle I held the little boy, my workman. Now the necromancer began to utter those awful invocations, calling by name on multitudes of demons who are captains of their legions, and these he summoned by the virtue and potency of God, the Uncreated, Living, and Eternal, in phrases of the Hebrew, and also of the Greek and Latin tongues; insomuch that in a short space of time the whole Coliseum was full of a hundredfold as many as had appeared upon the first occasion. Vincenzio Romoli, together with Agnolino, tended the fire and heaped on quantities of precious perfumes. At the advice of the necromancer, I again demanded to be reunited with Angelica. The sorcerer turned to me and said: “Hear you what they have replied; that in the space of one month you will be where she is?” Then once more he prayed me to stand firm by him, because the legions were a thousandfold more than he had summoned, and were the most dangerous of all the denizens of hell; and now that they had settled what I asked, it behoved us to be civil to them and dismiss them gently. On the other side, the boy, who was beneath the pentacle, shrieked out in terror that a million of the fiercest men were swarming round and threatening us. He said, moreover, that four huge giants had appeared, who were striving to force their way inside the circle. Meanwhile the necromancer, trembling with fear, kept doing his best with mild and soft persuasions to dismiss them. Vincenzio Romoli, who quaked like an aspen leaf, looked after the perfumes. Though I was quite as frightened as the rest of them, I tried to show it less, and inspired them all with marvellous courage; but the truth is that I had given myself up for dead when I saw the terror of the necromancer. The boy had stuck his head between his knees, exclaiming: “This is how I will meet death, for we are certainly dead men.” Again I said to him: “These creatures are all inferior to us, and what you see is only smoke and shadow; so then raise your eyes.” When he had raised them he cried out: “The whole Coliseum is in flames, and the fire is advancing on us;” then covering his face with his hands, he groaned again that he was dead, and that he could not endure the sight longer. The necromancer appealed for my support, entreating me to stand firm by him, and to have assafetida flung upon the coals; so I turned to Vincenzio Romoli, and told him to make the fumigation at once. While uttering these words I looked at Agnolino Gaddi, whose eyes were starting from their sockets in his terror, and who was more than half dead, and said to him: “Agnolo, in time and place like this we must not yield to fright, but do the utmost to bestir ourselves; therefore, up at once, and fling a handful of that assafetida upon the fire.” Agnolo, at the moment when he moved to do this, let fly such a volley from his breech, that it was far more effectual than the assafetida. [1] The boy, roused by that great stench and noise, lifted his face little, and hearing me laugh, he plucked up courage, and said the devils were taking to flight tempestuously. So we abode thus until the matinbells began to sound. Then the boy told us again that but few remained, and those were at a distance. When the necromancer had concluded his ceremonies, he put off his wizard’s robe, and packed up a great bundle of books which he had brought with him; then, all together, we issued with him from the circle, huddling as close as we could to one another, especially the boy, who had got into the middle, and taken the necromancer by his gown and me by the cloak. All the while that we were going toward our houses in the Banchi, he kept saying that two of the devils he had seen in the Coliseum were gamboling in front of us, skipping now along the roofs and now upon the ground. The necromancer assured me that, often as he had entered magic circles, he had never met with such a serious affair as this. He also tried to persuade me to assist him in consecrating a book, by means of which we should extract immeasurable wealth, since we could call up fiends to show us where treasures were, whereof the earth is full; and after this wise we should become the richest of mankind: love affairs like mine were nothing but vanities and follies without consequence. I replied that if I were a Latin scholar I should be very willing to do what he suggested. He continued to persuade me by arguing that Latin scholarship was of no importance, and that, if he wanted, he could have found plenty of good Latinists; but that he had never met with a man of soul so firm as mine, and that I ought to follow his counsel. Engaged in this conversation, we reached our homes, and each one of us dreamed all that night of devils.
Note 1. 'Fece una istrombazzata di coregge con tanta abundanzia di merda.'
- his many fevers and the one time in particular where - for quite a period he’s certain he’s on death’s door and all the while he’s being pulled by Charon into his boat, only he can see him, and this, the penultimate in deathbed visitations…
- the remarkably poor character of most of the Popes and other aristocrats, who’s sole purpose seems to be in commissioning art to celebrate their petty accomplishments and short reigns of terror. That said, without their need to celebrate their trifling accomplishments, where would we be? No Michel Angelo, Da Vinci, or a 100 other artists who have so far raised the bar in the history of art….
- his notes upon the “French Disease”, which generally affects only the better class of priests (and himself, from time to time…)
- how frequently he oversubscribed himself, committing to projects he couldn’t hope to complete given a dozen lifetimes, and the just skepticism of his patrons…
- his polite recognition in Michel Angelo’s “assistant” of one who contributed nothing to the world of art (but perhaps a great deal to Michel Angelo’s well being)
- the continuing fevers and plagues that swept Rome and the other cities of the region…
- his imprisonment, and the irony of the attempts to poison him with a crushed diamond while he was imprisoned (he was a jeweller and goldsmith, remember), as well as his notes on the madman that ran the prison, and his flights of fancy that saw him believe he was a bat…
- following his subsequent escape and recapture and then later release his claims that his imprisonment somehow ennobled him, that he was now surrounded by an “Aurole of Glory”, or Halo, and his attempts to persuade his friends of his newfound divinity…
- his stay in Paris, working for the King of France, being gifted a Castle to work in being forced to defend it against the tenants he evicted, like a muppet on the tower with stones, pikes and an arquebus
- his apparent indifference to his children, who are seldom mentioned and even then only in passing…
- his encountering of an unprepared rival - “fear not, vile coward, I do not condescend to smite you….”
- the congratulations and admiration paid him by Michel Angelo
- and finally, the misadventures of his old age, the gradual loss of his wits and increasing poor decisions.
Wikipedia on his life: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benvenuto_Cellini
View the World’s Most Famous Salt Cellar here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cellini_Salt_Cellar
Read the book here online: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/4028
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A curious "boys own" styled adventure written in 1904, about some Canadian children that take up like Indians/"Savages" at the end of their parents property, and the many adventures they have.
Curious, as a period piece, but bereft of all literary merit.
You can read online here: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/13499
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In 1935 Cendrars was sent to Hollywood to write a series of dispatches for the Paris-Soire.
He was there a total of two weeks, and this was the sum of his observations. Pithy, witty, accurate, the same-old-same-old portrait of Hollywood we've always known (and some grown to love).
Not his best, merely tabloid styled journalism aimed at the masses, although the illustrations by Jean Guérin rather reminded me of Toti from Edmonton (and my own youth). Amusing, a good read given how under the weather I was.
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Interesting, a follow up of Dan Yack following his Antarctic adventures, continuing in his adventures during the first world war, and an ill fated affair with a lesbian...
Cendrars, always good for his descriptions, change of view, but not "canon".
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“Exploration is the Physical Expression of Intellectual Passion”
Now, this book, at over 600 pages, took me far too long to finish. This is no fault of the author, or the book, it is Five Stars, rather more of my temperament that having been to the Poles with Shackleton and Scott and again in the mind of Cendrars, and being thoroughly persuaded that it's hell on Earth, why then did I return with Cherry-Garrard?
Well. His take on it is as good as the others. By far the youngest member of Scott's failed Antarctic mission he survived 3 years in the Antarctic, being on the team that helped depot up supplies for Scott's final push to the poles, and again on the team that found his grave.
So, how to break it down?
#1) Criticism: It really could have benefitted from some maps - timelines, depots, points of interest, photos and Wilson's watercolours. At 600 pages another hundred or so more wouldn't have mattered and would greatly have clarified where/what they were up to. And while I looked these things up online that's not the point, when my nose is in a book I like to keep it there. This is the publisher's error, not the authors.
#2) The Men: The descriptions of his colleagues, characters, gentlemen every one of them, men of action, substance, character, united in a higher purpose, that of science, of reaching the pole, and camaraderie unto death. Remarkable how men can get along in the face of such adversity and environs. This class of humanity I fear has by-and-largely gone extinct.
#3) The Environs: Antarctica, of course, but add in the temperatures - lowest recorded on earth, close to -100 degrees Celsius, the blizzards, the precarious sea ice, calving icebergs, bottomless icy blue crevasses, bottomless and echoing and despite countless slips and misadventures not one of the party was lost to one, 4 months of utter darkness in the winter, 4 months of daylight in the summer, the Aurora Australis, eruptions of Mt. Erebus against the perpetual Antarctic Night, add to this landscape the limited provisions, dietary and otherwise, the dogs, the ponies, the failing motor sledges, the sleeping bags and reindeer mittens/coats of 1911, the frostbite, of the toes, fingers, cheeks, noses, faces, spreading to the feet (as in Oates), snow goggles & blindness, headaches from the pressure ridges, Scurvy, Dysentery, the altitude of the Polar Plateau (over 9,000 feet), well, you get the idea. "Worst Journey in the World" is an understatement. Fun fact: James Clark Ross named Mt. Erebus and Mt. Terror after his ships (and the Ross Ice Shelf after himself) - these ships, of course, would go on to later infamy at the other pole with the Franklin Expedition. This is a journey into the furthermost recesses of mind, the darkest of places we cannot but dimly imagine flanked by the aptly named volcanoes that guard it’s shores.
#3) The descriptions of the Sea Life: - the comical Emperor Penguins, the Charlie Chaplins of the South Pole, and their egg stealing, incubation of rocks, the raising of the penguins, the dire expedition to try and retrieve their eggs, their lack of Christian charity and ungentlemanly conduct in pushing one another off the icebergs to check the waters for sea lions and Killer Whales.
On that note, the descriptions of the Whales, especially Killer Whales, the dogs, ponies and people being hunted by them while out on the flows, to see them breaking up the ice and rolling out upon it to turn their heads for a glance of what might be a new and tasty treat, for those who deny that we are prey is only because of our familiarity with them (or theirs with us), once upon a time this wasn't so.
And, his digression to describe his delivery of the Emperor Penguin eggs to the Natural History Museum, to be summarily and rudely dismissed by scientists who have no idea as to what cost was their acquisition...
#4) The character of the animals in an alien, inhospitable land, the ponies, rebelling, biting, kicking (Christopher), their various demeanours, some mild, hard-working, some otherwise, the killing them one by one to feed the dogs or lay rations at a depot, and the dogs, trying to escape where no paths to escape or survival existed, resisting the bit, the harness, hunger strikes, feigning injury to avoid pulling the sleigh, and the pecking order of dogs, dogs that nip the heels of others not pulling their weight, none questioning when members of their team disappeared, merely trust in the kindness of their masters, what realization had they that theirs were bit parts to a bigger tragedy, the “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern” to Shakespeare’s Hamlet?
#5) The End: We all know how it ends, but to recap, Cherry-Garrard was part of the first relay to be turned back on December 22, 1911, the next relay of 3 was turned back on January 3, 1912. Scott chose 4 men to accompany him to the pole; Seaman Evans, Wilson, Oates & Bowers. On January 17th they reach the pole, only to find Amundsen's flag - he had beaten them by several weeks. They spend time, survey the area, and pick up a letter addressed to the King of Norway.
The return is grueling. On February 17th Seaman Evans dies at the foot of the Beardsmore Glacier, of a head injury and exhaustion. March 16/17th Oates, suffering serious frostbite and realizing that his presence is risking the survival of the party, steps from the tent into a blizzard, saying "I am just going outside and may be some time". He is never seen again.
March 19th to March 29th, the remaining 3 men are trapped in the tent in an unseasonal blizzard, only 11 miles from One Tonne Depot. They die of starvation and cold. On November 12, 2012 Cherry-Garrard is part of an expedition sent to find the lost party, and they recover the letters and diaries. Scott has taken pains to write to the widows of the men that accompanied them, endorsing their heroic and noble demise.
In the end Cherry-Garrard eulogizes Scott, speaks to the joy, the necessity of discovery, and then compares the expedition to the comparative success of Amundsen's, at only 99 days return, with dogs alone and no loss of life.
So, all in all a very worthwhile read. If not the "Worst Journey in the World" it was certainly a strong contender, and Cherry-Garrard does not sell it short. And Antarctica still remains relatively unexplored, the most formidable and hostile environment on earth.
But I don't care to read of it anymore, and perhaps will seek out some sort of Unicorn Chaser or play Candy-Crush until I can find more pleasant diversions. That said, I've started on "Confessions of Dan Yack", fortunately he hasn't yet gone to Antarctica, and perhaps, if I'm understanding it correctly, he doesn't. We will see.




















